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I think these surveys are dumb, but I do enjoy reading my responses years later. And someone tagged me on Facebook. So here we are.
1. Who was your FIRST prom date?
I think his name was Brent. He had red hair. We didn’t kiss at the end of the night, and I don’t even remember what I wore. What a great prom.
2. Do you still talk to your FIRST love? We are friends on Facebook, but we don’t talk in real life.
3. What was your FIRST alcoholic drink? Tequila in College Station before a country music concert. I remember feeling warm all over and thinking, “oh my gosh, I hope I don’t get sick” after one shot.
4. What was your FIRST job? Teaching swimming lessons for Mr. Clark.
5. What was your FIRST vehicle? Dark green 1995 Chevy Blazer. Her name was Molly.
6. Who was the FIRST person to text you today? No one texts me. And don’t start, they cost me 25 cents a pop!
7. Who is the FIRST person you thought of this morning? Myself. I was looking in the mirror.
8. Who was your FIRST grade teacher? Peggy Ogden.
9. Where did you go on your FIRST ride on an airplane? I don’t remember for sure. It may have been to Hawaii for vacation when I was six years old. I do remember kicking the seat of the guy in front of me. He yelled at me, so my mom and I had to switch seats.
10. Who was your FIRST best friend and do you still talk? Ceren Unal. We are friends on Facebook, but we don’t talk in real life.
11. Where was your FIRST sleepover? Ceren’s house. We had a snow-cone stand and made like $6 that day.
12. Who was the FIRST person you talked to today? Myself. I was looking in the mirror.
13. Whose wedding were you in the FIRST time? My childhood babysitter, Lynette Books.
14. What was the FIRST thing you did this morning? Listen to “Morning Edition” on NPR. I would not be able to function without that show.
15. What was the FIRST concert you ever went to? Dallas Wind Symphony during my childhood. My first adult concert was Eric Clapton’s Crossroads Guitar Festival in college in 2003. I saw John Mayer, Eric Clapton, BB King, Carlos Santana, and Jimmie Vaughan all jamming out together on stage. Amazeballs.
16. First tattoo? No tattoos.
17. FIRST piercing? No piercings.
18. FIRST foreign country you’ve been to? Ireland.
19. FIRST movie you remember seeing in the theater? The Little Mermaid.
20. FIRST Detention you had? No detentions. I play by the rules.
21. What was the FIRST state you lived in? Texas
22. If you had one wish. What would it be? This question doesn’t have anything to do with FIRSTS. I reject this.
23. What is something you would learn if you had the chance? See above.
Two of the things I will miss the most about living with my sis/bro-in-law are their cats, Sebastian and Skylar. Cats are fickle, so who knows whether Sebastian and Skylar will miss me.
I have a feeling Sebastian will miss me. I took this shot while he was laying on top of me on the couch this weekend. He is my Saturday morning cartoon buddy.
Then again, Sebastian will lay on top of pretty much anything to take a nap.
He loves to lay on top of the cushions while I sit in our chair. Since I’m leaving it will probably become his chair. Still, I think he’ll miss me (or at least my body warmth and willingness to scratch his chin).
I’m not so sure about Skylar. It took her about six months to come into the same room as me after I moved in. Occasionally she will purr in my presence, but almost never long enough for me to take her picture.
To get her to pose for this shot I had to stuff some stinky dog treats inside the toy, set it down, and wait for about two hours for her to settle near the toy and lay still. I got off about 12 shots before she lost interest and ran away.
I should mention that Skylar has the softest fur I’ve ever felt. It’s silky and soft, and one of the most comforting things to touch in the world. She may not miss me, but I will definitely miss her.
Remember Napster? I do. I was in high school during the Napster revolution, and during that time I got a little obsessed with downloading bizarre covers of familiar songs. I also got a little obsessed with the Beatles tune “Blackbird”. Plus I got kind of obsessed with my then-boyfriend.
One night in 11th grade I stayed up until 3 AM making him a mix CD with 16 different covers of that song.
That sounds a little crazy now.
I probably should have just kept that mix CD for myself.
Anyways, I miss Napster. I miss the Beatles. I miss staying up until 3 AM discovering bizarre, awesome music. In tribute:
Does the ability to limit myself to four covers mean I am only 25% as crazy as I was when I was 16? I hope not.
Labor day kind of snuck up on me this year. I didn’t even realize that I had a three-day weekend until around noon on Friday, at which point I yelled “Praise the LORD!” and wiggled my feet with joy under my desk.
There are definite pluses to unexpected three-day weekends, namely the absence of ambitious home improvement projects and other planned activities. I did almost nothing productive this weekend, and I had a thoroughly good time.
On Friday night Rami and I went to see the Miro Quartet play an all-Bach concert at UT. The concert was so wonderful and inspiring; I highly encourage all my friends in Austin to try to see Miro perform at least once! After the concert Rami and I went to Blue Dahlia Bistro for cheese and wine. It was (as usual) delicious and reasonable. An aside: UT changed its evening concert start time this year to 7:30 PM, up from 8:00 PM. At first I was annoyed because it can be tricky to eat dinner before a concert that begins at 7:30. Now I am psyched about the change because it means that most concerts will conclude by 9:30 PM, leaving me plenty of time to make it to one of wine bars near campus before the doors close at 10:00 PM. Win!
Saturday was wonderful. My sister made breakfast tacos and mimosas, which we consumed while watching college football. I did not move from the couch until 4 PM, when I got up to cook dinner before the UT game. My brother in-law smoked a brisket and I made blue cheese-stuffed bacon wrapped dates and baked beans. Katie and Rami came over, and the five of us watched UT kick some LaMo butt on Saturday night. I am so excited about UT football this year: Colt McCoy looks great, and our receivers seem stronger than last year.
I slept in until 9:00 on Sunday and took a nap from 12:00-2:00. After that I did some homework until dinner time, when Rami and I went to South Congress to hang out with Rami’s college friends Josh and Katherine. We ate dinner at Guerro’s and shopped a little on SoCo. Did you know that Big Top Candy Shop on South Congress has 30+ different flavors of saltwater taffy? Rami and I got 2 pieces of cinnamon roll, caramel corn, caramel mocha, and chocolate chip cookie flavored taffy, which we ate later that night while we were watching True Blood. For the record, the caramel corn was my favorite. Look for a whole post dedicated to salt water taffy coming soon.
I was sort of productive today (Monday). I slept in until 10:00 and then I made corndog casserole. We’re not eating it until later in the week, but I probably won’t have time to cook then, so I was working ahead. Around lunch time, my sister, bro-in-law and I put on our team colors and went to Chick-Fil-A for some free chicken sandwiches! It was packed, but the chaos was pretty entertaining since there were so many cute kids in UT outfits. After lunch we went to Ikea where I bought some bedding for my new apartment. I got a sheet set, pillowcases, a comforter and a quilt for under $100!! Tonight, Beth made blue cheese and onion sauce for some steaks that Andy grilled. We also ate corn on the cob and sauteed mushrooms.
See, with very little planning I managed to have a wonderful, relaxing labor day weekend, complete with 8 college football games, 4 pieces of saltwater taffy,29 hours of sleep, and about 200,040 calories.
In case you haven’t heard, I’m moving into my own place next week. I am super psyched about having an apartment, but the increase in rent means I will have about $200 less disposable income each month. Luckily I live in Austin, where there are lots of free things to do. These are some of my favorite free things to do in Austin!!
1. Watching the sun set over Ladybird Lake. Thanks to the Austin Trail Foundation, there is a well maintained walking trail around the perimeter of Ladybird Lake. I love walking a two mile loop in the evening and watching the sun set over the lake. The trail is dog friendly, so there is always great dog and people watching around the lake, and lots of benches where you can chill. Bonus: Run Tex provides free water at the Lake Austin entrance to the trail (near their south Austin store) and free trail maps at their website.
2. Eating free samples at Sun Harvest, Central Market, and Whole Foods. Not to sound chintzy, but sometimes I stretch out my weekend grocery shopping to include all three of these awesome stores just so I can maximize my sample-tasting opportunities. This allows me to purchase everything on special, too! The Central Market in central Austin (40th & Lamar) always has awesome produce and meat samples between 11 AM and 2 PM on Saturdays, and occasionally they have special events like the Hatch Chile Festival where the samples are even better than usual! Sun Harvest usually has samples of their prepared foods (chips, cookies, crackers) available on weekends, as does Whole Foods.
3. Looking at art at the Blanton. This is free for UT staff/students/faculty every day, and free for the general public every Thursday. Every Third Thursday of the month, they have special classes, Yoga, and meet-the-artist sessions which are free to the public. The Blanton is pretty much amazing, especially their collection of modern art and special exhibits. Here is my favorite painting at the Blanton. Look for it when you visit!
4. People watching at First Thursday on South Congress. It’s hard to go to South Congress without shopping at all the cute boutiques, but it is possible! Every first Thursday of the month all the stores on South Congress Avenue stay open until 10 PM; some have free live music and other activities. There’s inevitably a weird drum circle at the south end of SoCo and a really great vibe on the street. Lots of hippies, too. I usually tuck a snack and a bottle of water in my purse to help me fight the urge to buy food along the street. And whatever you do, DO NOT TAKE CASH to First Thursday. There are lots of cash-only street vendors who sell adorable jewelry and other handmade goods along SoCo. Having cash in your pocket makes it nearly impossible to keep this event free-of-charge.
5. Listening to concerts at the Butler School of Music. Almost all concerts at UT’s Butler School of Music are free for BSOM faculty/staff/students, but an enormous number of the school’s events are free for everyone. There is an event calendar on the school’s website where you can browse upcoming concerts and see which ones have free admission. Best bets include any doctoral recitals, which are always free to attend and feature professional-level players in most cases. Other awesome free groups include the UT Trombone Choir, Saxophone Choir, Concert Chorale, Bach Cantata Project, longHORN choir (a French horn ensemble), and the percussion ensemble.
Our seats for the game were in the top section of the stadium. Eight rows from the top of the stadium, to be exact. Even from the cheap seats, the view of the field is unobstructed. It’s easy to watch the game on the ginormo-tron (bigass television suspended from the ceiling).
This is me during pre-game. I am hooking ‘em in support of all the Longhorns playing in the game. For the Cowboys, wide receiver Roy Williams and guard Leonard David. For the Titans, safety Michael Griffin, fullback Ahmard Hall, super pimp tight end Bo Scaife, and QB Vince Young.
We saw the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders perform their world famous crotch line kick line before the show.
The American Airlines Dallas Cowboys National Anthem (seriously, Jerry Jones sold the naming rights to the national anthem) was sung trumpeted by athem singer trumpeter Adam Rapa. Just for the record, they spelled this guy’s name wrong and called him a singer. Way to go, Jerry Jones. I blame you personally.
By the third quarter of the game Katie and I were bored so we started taking pictures of each other. (It was a preseason game so most of the starters were off the field by then.) Notice that I was able to wear a sweater in the comfy air-conditioning of the Cowboys Stadium. Notice also that I did not wear an oversized Cowboys jersey and skanky cut-off shorts to the game. No cowboy boots, either. I chose a team-neutral sundress I found on sale for $7 at Ross.
Before the game, Katie and I spent about an hour playing make-up inside a Merle Norman near the stadium. We were able to park for free at that strip mall if we spent $40 there, so I splurged on some tinted moisturizer, eyeliner, and mascara. I don’t know if you can tell from this picture, but the lady at Merle Norman did my eye makeup in fuschia and seafoam to match my $7 Ross sundress. The whole effect was unbelievably tasteful, considering. I have not been able to replicate it at home.
During the fourth quarter I went to get a hot dog and beer. It felt good knowing that my hotdog cost $8, and a percentage of the taxes actually went towards paying for the stadium. The beer was in a plastic bottle and cost $8 too.
We had a great time at the game and a nice man took our picture before we left. The Cowboys won, too. All in all a good night.
As I mentioned in my earlier post, Cowboys Stadium is gorgeous.
The game started at 7:00 PM, so the light played off the building beautifully as we were walking into the stadium. I’m sure Jerry Jones signed some kind of contract with Jesus to make sure the sky wasn’t overcast that night.
This is the inside of entrance “G.” Jerry Jones hired an artist to paint large, colorful murals inside the open areas of the stadium. I was shocked that these murals did not feature any product placement– they seem to serve aesthetic purposes only. Note the three-story double escalators that take plebians up to the top levels of the stadium.
Once you take the escalator up to your level, you walk through a large concession stand area to get to your seat. Look at how shiny the floors are! Also note the signage along the back wall of the concession area. Every one of those are flat screen LCD televisions. Even the advertising on the interior of the stadium is on televisions.
Who is the wealthy alumni who paid for these UT Arlington advertisements, I wonder?
Pictures of Katie and me plus the playing field coming soon. It’s time for dinner and college football now.
Yesterday I was reading the internet and I saw that the Dallas Cowboys are worth $1.65 billion, more than any other U.S. sports team. This shouldn’t surprise anyone who has ever been to a Cowboys game and it certainly didn’t surprise me.
Last month I went with my friend Katie and her parents to the first Cowboys game in the new stadium. The stadium cost $1.15 billion to build and was financed with an increase in sales and hospitality taxes in Arlington, Texas, and over $933 billion in bonds from the city.
At least it’s pretty. It is the largest domed stadium in the world, nicknamed Jerryland, (for Jerry Jones, the owner of the Cowboys), and pimped out in every way possible. Do you see the large, semi-full parking lot behind me? Spots there are only open to season ticket holders and start at $65 per game.
This new Super Wal-mart is directly across the street from the stadium. I think it cost $65 to park in their lot, too.
Not sure how much is cost to use this licensed, Cowboys port-a-potty. I didn’t ask.
More crazy commercialism and some pictures inside the stadium coming soon… I have to go get ready for work.
UT’s school year is in its second week, which means work is bat shit crazy right now. I spent about 7 hours of my day in meetings today, so the verbal part of my brain is plum tuckered out. I think I have done enough talking for the day, so today’s update is coming to you in simple, unembellished list format.
Topic: 30 things I’d like to do before I’m 30 years old.
- Give $1,000 in a lump sum to a charity of my choice.
- Visit the Pacific Northwest.
- Roller skate.
- Finish my MBA.
- Learn how to bake cheesecake in a springform pan.
- Write a research paper of some kind & publish it.
- Go fishing with my dad.
- Bait my own hook.
- Get a dog from Paws in Prison.
- Spend a few weeks in New York City.
- See the sun rise on a beach I’ve never seen before.
- Make almond butter toffee.
- Meet Rami’s dad.
- Run a 5K.
- Eat at Tru in Chicago again.
- Create a painting or other piece of visual art.
- Watch AFI’s top 100 films.
- Figure out how to wear a belt on the outside of my clothes. (Not in the belt loops.)
- Write some poetry.
- Host a themed cocktail or dinner party
- Hike in Rocky Mountain National Park.
- Play my oboe again.
- Get drunk on champagne on New Year’s Eve.
- Invest 10 % of my salary in my retirement account & other savings.
- Take a vacation by myself.
- Meet my neighbors.
- Collect a few nice pieces of vintage jewelry and wear them regularly.
- Bake and frost a layer cake.
- Hug my grandparents.
- Find a shade of lipstick that I like to wear.
There are certain situations– high school, church, and family reunions, for example– where it sucks to be different from everyone else. A lot of times I get uncomfortable in situations like those because I have trouble fitting in.
Next time I am in situations like those, I will think of Imogen Heap, and how she is powerful in her weirdness, and how she wears a bird’s nest with a flower in her hair, and how she can look chaste wearing a jumper with no sides. Plus, who else is making music like this on mainstream television? This is a live performance in which Imogen Heap kicks ass with a freaking Judy Jetson soundboard and a Yamaha acoustic piano. Unbelievable.
While we’re paying tribute to incredible, one-of-a-kind musicians, please let me introduce you to Philippe Jarousky. He is one of my favorite singers in the world. In the video below, he is performing with a woman. Can you tell which voice is a man’s and which is a woman’s?
Hint: his is the slightly richer sounding voice which enters second. Remember the sound of Philippe’s voice next time you feel self conscious because you are different from other people. Then be thankful for the gifts you have, get over yourself, and sing your heart out. Like so: