I have a doctor’s appointment today. A ladyparts doctor. Yikes.

This is far from my first gyno visit– I should be used to this by now. And even though my doctor is the best uterus mechanic I’ve ever met,  I still get a little uneasy when it’s time to put on the tiny paper gown and put my feet in the stirrups. So when that time comes, I will just imagine that I am here: