I have been nesting a bit in preparation for my big move this weekend. Look at the treasures I found on Etsy:

This wall hanging would look wonderful in my bedroom. Clearly, these bigfeets are in love. And I think it’s lesbian love since one is pink and the other is red.

The next wall hanging is for my dining area:

I have been thinking for a few weeks about hanging decorative plates in an interesting pattern on my dining room wall. These would be a lovely way to discourage company from lingering too long after dinner parties.

But what if I want to discourage company from coming over at all?

This uncomfortable picture will be my secret weapon.